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# I can't read any Spanish now without reading it to the tune of Las Ketchup's The Ketchup Song.
It started as just some song in a bar in Spain that got all the Spanish girls dancing the strange dance to it and now it's come back with me and it's taking over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# I had my haircut
by a spanish bloke today - he couldn't speak any english at all. It was a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# I cut my own hair earlier
well, shaved it all off, it took ages, I've only got 1 mirror so I couldn't look at the back of my head. the buzzing sound from the clippers has made everything sound like it's going through a chorus effect.
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# ahhh
it's Priestess! Wondered where you'd been lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# wrong again Prof..
I thought priestess had long colourful hair anyway?
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:59, archived)
# that's why i said it
he'd be the last person you'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)
# Well
I now have what can only be described as a petrified mullet. I like it though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Try living
in Southern California.....

Overrun by Mexicans
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# dirty Mexicans
oh - wait...my Family has a few Mexicans in it....
(uptownjoe, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:07, archived)
# I wasn't being
offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:09, archived)