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# My abbacuss isn't much good for counting

but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)
# bloody useful
for swearing though
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)
# indeed
and I have a calculator for the rest.
I'm originally from suffolk - near sudbury.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)
# that's nice
I'm not really from Ipswich, and my name's not really Steve Gabb, I'm a very bored regular ;)
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# I'm
retarded
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# how can you be?
it takes an IQ of 657 to operate an abbacus
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# How's it going
Scaryduck?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# nope...
try again
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# I thought i'd have a stab at it
would have freaked you out if i was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Is it
Rogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# nah..
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Or bigdave
?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# nay nay mr wilkes
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# Is it Pob?
Have you come back :) ?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# It could be Pob
Pob, Rogan and BigDave always reply to all of my pictures....hence me thinking it's one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# HumanDescent?
or maybe munkt0n?

(this is fun!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)
# no..
where is pob anyway? he used to be here every night, I miss the fella
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# You are
Bananaman
edit: no you're not I take that back - Munkton? Koit?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# nope
I'll give you a clue, it begins with M
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:06, archived)
# are you
mnb-wotsit-or-other (you know what i mean)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:09, archived)
# YOU ARE
he's from ipswich isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)
# haha! no...
but type mnb098mnb into google, and you'll see where I got the inspiration for the name from..
I was planning on freaking mnb098mnb out, but he aint here
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:13, archived)
# are you
monkeon? haven't seen him for a while
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:24, archived)
# Woo!
Excellent punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Wankbadger
marvellous :)

Thanks Kitten, I needed that
(choppy, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# who?

he he he he he he he he
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)
# woo
took a looooonnnnggggg time to realise it was Abba too. I thought it was Sue Barker (top) Steve Irwin (bottom Right) and 2 others.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# that
wouldn't have been a particularly good pun now, would it?
Edit: I just found the chiquitita lyrics in spanish
Edit again - I didn't realise they were quite that long

Chiquitita, dime por qué
tu dolor hoy te encadena
en tus ojos hay
una sombra de gran pena.

No quisiera verte asi
aunque quieras disimularlo
si es que tan triste estás
para qué quieres callario

Chiquitita, dimelo tú
en mi hombro, aquí llorando
cuenta conmigo ya
para así seguir andando

Tan segura te conocí
y ahora tu ala quebrada
déjamela arreglar
yo la quiero ver curada

Chiquitita, sabes muy bien
que las penas vienen y van y desaparecen
otra vez vas a bailar y serás feliz,
como flores que florecen.

Chiquitita, no hay que llorar
las estrellas brillan por ti allá en lo alto,
quiero verte sonreir para compartir
tu alegria, Chiquitita.

Otra vez quiero compartir
tu alegria Chiquitita.




(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Sing a new song
chicken tikka
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# pppffffffffffftttttttt
of course.......
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# woo!
it made the front page, a mod is amongst us! who could it be?
it's not me!
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# It's a good job
it was before I went through this particular name change.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)
# I'd
go check that if I were you. 100% Wankbadger is plastered all over the frontpage! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# the name
propagates backwards and forwards in time.
Wankbadger you were and wankbadger you shall forever be (until you slip into another parallel universe where your name is different)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# I can't read any Spanish now without reading it to the tune of Las Ketchup's The Ketchup Song.
It started as just some song in a bar in Spain that got all the Spanish girls dancing the strange dance to it and now it's come back with me and it's taking over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# I had my haircut
by a spanish bloke today - he couldn't speak any english at all. It was a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# I cut my own hair earlier
well, shaved it all off, it took ages, I've only got 1 mirror so I couldn't look at the back of my head. the buzzing sound from the clippers has made everything sound like it's going through a chorus effect.
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# ahhh
it's Priestess! Wondered where you'd been lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# wrong again Prof..
I thought priestess had long colourful hair anyway?
(not_Steve_Gabb_from_Ipswich, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:59, archived)
# that's why i said it
he'd be the last person you'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)
# Well
I now have what can only be described as a petrified mullet. I like it though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Try living
in Southern California.....

Overrun by Mexicans
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# dirty Mexicans
oh - wait...my Family has a few Mexicans in it....
(uptownjoe, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:07, archived)
# I wasn't being
offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 20:09, archived)