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[challenge entry] in movies
my CV would look like this:


From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(Electric Dragon rediscovered his password at, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:19, archived)
# its too perfect
he's a cop

*guns you down mercilessly outside donut shop, bringin the movie to an unexpected climax after just 6 minutes*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:20, archived)
# such a shame
he was only 1 day away from retirement.
(Hazhar, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:22, archived)
# but, but, but.... here comes the sexy and ever so scantily clad sidekick
to save the day.

oops! all my clothes fell off!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:23, archived)
#
*fwap*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Paul Ross, if I'm not mistaken,
is a fat talentless cunt.

I went to Maximeg when it was Chuntilla Poly, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:24, archived)
# One of the surest signs
of a film being shit is that the only quote on the poster is from Paul Ross.
(Electric Dragon rediscovered his password at, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:25, archived)
# ....Cusack...
*drools*

sorry, I mean, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Actually
that's a genuine picture of me.*


* May not be 100% of fact
(Electric Dragon rediscovered his password at, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)