how about
eminem (in his ice hockey mask) knitting a nice festive wolly jumper for his mate 50 cent
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i love my brick,
Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:47,
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how about
a 50 cent coin standing outside 50 cent's house with a gun. it want's to kill him for stealing ut's name
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:49,
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