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# I will now take requests
www.b3ta.com/board/4022617
Edit: I am now done. Thank ye.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:39, archived)
# a bunch of cattle
shopping for tuxedos

while an elderly giraffe watches through the window
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# haha
perfect
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
# This beats the shit out of anything
with Tony Hart.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
# haha..
a bit TOO quick that! (Ya talented bugger!)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# thank you
i was always gifted with quick response
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# doh!..
tish
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# well done
hoping for a drawing pad for crimbo myself
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# Im drawing them on paper
and scanning them
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# I think you should open a "Request a Drawing" web-site
with ratings and stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# arf
I had idea of drawing on thin paper then going over them with the tablet pen, can't do this drawing with the mouse malarkey.

Must get going with Photoshop n'all as Im only using PSP, but the price! Mind got that GIMP on my Linux drive, which is OK, but I can't get my t'interweb working on Linux due to Wireless card and I can't be arsed swapping between the two.
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:52, archived)
# and for that
we have a woo
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
#
a can of ginger beer being offered drugs by a can of pilsner
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# YAY, thats fantabulassssssss
u quick at the old drawing sir
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Teflon...
...holding onto life.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:44, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Huzzah!!
Give that midget a razor.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:54, archived)
# this job lot should be
a FP, just for teh skill and teh speed
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# a little butt sticking out of a crater on the moon...
..no, hang on.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:44, archived)
# an ear of corn
absolutely stunned at UNBELIEVABLE PRICES!
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# i love the bold egg!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Is that an egg that stands out from it's surroundings?
Or maybe one that fights lions and rescues damsels?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# It looks brave.. so i think it's the second one
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Good, good.
Just needed to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# nah
one thats good at washing clothes and cant do with that Danny Baker
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# very nice
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Okay! I'd like your version of an idea I painted in Kindergarten.
A CHRISTMAS PINEAPPLE BLOWING UP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# BOOM
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# Why thankyou.
You know, that's only the second picture, on that theme, in the history of the world. I have the first. Or at least, my mum does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Bono, in a boob tube, on a chior master's lap.
/Reeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# huzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# ok
Brian Murphy off of George and Mildred and Charles Hawtrey off of Carry On Films working as secret SAS oporatives in Afghanistan mountains trying to bring down Osama Bin Laden and his 'Darth Sidious' the Quo.
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
# im not british
dont know them blokes
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# no worries
suffice to say wimpy looking blokes from 70's british 'comedy' tv / films

You could do it with Screech from Saved by the Bell and Dougie Howser MD
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# What kind of excuse is that?
Surely everyone's heard of Osama Bin Laden and Darth Sidius!!

Stock Answer #12579
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# 17 midgets
each doing a different interpretive dance

and each with a distictivly different left foot
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
# you're midgets take too long :\
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
# long midgets?
that just doesn't seem to make sense...
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# sure it is..
think about it.. they're just longer then the others
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# i'm not sure why
but it made me laugh, just cuz i never expected them to look like that
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:03, archived)
# a man heroically pushing a bus out of the way of a woman
all are wearing top hats.

ALL.
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# the woman
looks like a clown
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:09, archived)
# ha
excellent
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:10, archived)
# a celebrity bull
caught by paparazzi exiting an adult video store
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# ha!
that's better than i imagined it would be, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:10, archived)
# the bull
is so suprised
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:11, archived)
# I love you
hairy midget.

please draw a hairy bumblebee dating an old rich house-fly.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
the hairy bumblebee looks sad :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
# How about
a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
# hehe
so that's what you look like
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Where the fookin' heck did all these lurkers come from!!...
hahha...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# dropped off
earlier from a spaceship , ive been on mars
(maphive, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:15, archived)
# now...
wuz that?
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
# hhahaha
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:18, archived)
# Hehe.
The midget's like an evil Genie.

You've got to watch what you say or you might just get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:14, archived)
# Teh Quo doing something nice
for a change.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# like
burning their entire back catalouge
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# I think they've already recycled it.
*Checks Oasis CD's*

Yup, it's already gone.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# OI!
You WILL respect the QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
# haha
i like your idea of "something nice."
(schnurricane, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# ace
f3cking off into space
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:37, archived)
# me...
humping the order box at a famous resturaunt
(Demented Hobo, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
# the antichrist
of fishsticks
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# how did the priest stay healty?










diet and exorcism!
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# Now that's genius—
—how you got all that "summoning evil" in his hands and squint there.

Woo.
(Sweet F5, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
# a flisket zwisking
some good zchooweat
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# a squirrel crying
cos the big fat elephant doesn't love her (he's obviously GAY)

EDIT: another one??!?! PUH-LEEZE????

an angry recording tape stabbing to death mr.ashtray with a sharp knife while cap'n biscuit silently enjoys from the dark
(Ichikata Seto speaks in Spanish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:17, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
oh god, im dying
*chokes*
oh, no, false alarm
(Ichikata Seto speaks in Spanish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# <(^_^<)
^_^)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# a moose made entirely of cheese
being chased by a pack of hungry mice

which are in turn being chased by living mouse traps
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# i enjoy it
sooooooo much
(Quazie, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# alright.
two people in a goat costume (one person in front, one in back, etc.) in the bed of a catapult. and the catapult is strapped to a jet.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# arf!
product of an inside joke at school, i hope you didn't mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# I have one!
A boy making goatse on a moonlight date with his new girlfriend. she is exsited
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# haha!!!
You will make this sort of thread everyday!
because i said so! and because this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# How about an:

Evil Professor Pixel Masher.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# Yaaaay!

Tankya kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:06, archived)
# How about...
Two weasels arguing about religion whilst enjoying a nice hot bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# Is anyone else still here,
F5-ing every few minutes?

...anyone?...
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)
# me
(Hairy Midget, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:10, archived)
# Yay
thats all that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:11, archived)
# yes,
for the last two years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 6:43, archived)
# i'm so annoying tonite...
but what the heck:
how about a crudely drwan cock waving goodbye a fly that just got married a badger
(Ichikata Seto speaks in Spanish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# JESUS FUCK!
You are my God.

And that's what I want you to do, too.
(seanfish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# how about
eminem (in his ice hockey mask) knitting a nice festive wolly jumper for his mate 50 cent
(i love my brick, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# how about
a 50 cent coin standing outside 50 cent's house with a gun. it want's to kill him for stealing ut's name
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)
# a giant sponged budhha shaped building
being attacked by angry bearded birds with 3 feet each. and one winged zebra which doesn't understand how can it be that she's flying.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)