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# easy mistake to make...
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 4:48, archived)
# Armaggedon outta here
Saw the pikey last night. He shot 4 rolls of film. he admits 2 are of Eva. Oh he's soooo getting married. He wandered when you were too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:01, archived)
# who's Eva?
4 rolls of film? Are you using this site as some kind of peodophile ring that I can't spell?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# No. Its more of a bestiality ring thing
Eva is 'The Pikey's' Labrador. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:25, archived)
# ohhhhh, that's fine.
All Pikey people have dogs. Is it on a string? I hope so - much more sexy i think.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:29, archived)
# well i'm marrying
that shrew i wanked off last weekend. did the pikey get that camel bumming he was after?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# shrews are cute.
I'd like to see your wedding pics. So suprised it developed into something deeper, and so soon.
deeper. ack/retch/etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# shrews are indeed cute. that's why i married one.
and i have a wicked pic of one I would show you all if bigwig would stop fucking up (see above).
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:58, archived)
# *insert 'hump' joke here*
Mr & Mrs Pikey discuss me loads. I spoke to the mrs on the phone for ages last night.
"Why don't you get a job?".
"Its not like i don't try for fucks sake".
Get this...
"Why don't you smarten yourself up?"
"Have you seen your boyfriend?"
The cheek of the woman. Great ass though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:43, archived)
# it's true tho -
why don't you smarten yourself up a bit. Are you even dressed yet? You're not going out like that again surely? With that ass? in those pants?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)
# Et tu Pep!
Fare comments all around though, 'cept don't knock my ass. Its my best feature I'm told. Maybe I should wear it on my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# only jumping on the bandwagon,
(which is better than being on the wagon). I have a friend that freelances from home. He said "you know it's really funny, sometimes i can be talking to clients, and like, they have no idea I'm naked".
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 6:04, archived)