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# I went out with a ginge for about a year
She was a watermeloning freak, and scared the living crap out of me.

Great lay tho...
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:55, archived)
# I went out with one for a couple of months
and when i left her, she went psycho and started watermeloning with me, constant E-mails, Phonecalls and general abuse.


Never got to lay her though/
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)
# Proof then
that ginger women are scary psychos - although probably a great shag.

*commences further scientific research*
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# I married one...
...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# And lived?
Congrats! :)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Yeah- she left,
but (I think) I'm still alive...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Is she psycho?
is she fit?
is she a great shag?

WE MUST KNOW THE ANSWERS!!!!1111ONEELEVEN
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Yes
Yes
Was.

Tempted to had out phone number...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Or
the photos? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Why not both?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:05, archived)
# I like the way
your mind works
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Well after all,

Not ginger, but a damn good shag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Her relatives
would stream out of the South Wales valleys and beat me to death with leeks. Whilst smelling faintly of cheese and wee.
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Like most Welsh people you mean?
Worth the risk in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:08, archived)
# Well you're clearly a man who is
prepeared to undertake any risk in the interests of scientific research...
Perhaps you could get a Channel 5 series commisioned- 'Ginger Bird Probe'?
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:10, archived)
# She (above) was Welsh, come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:16, archived)