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( , Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:40, archived)

That can be Blue Stars christmas card from me..
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:41,
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and i can supersize it if you want to print it. but i'm not doing all the folding lines and crap.
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:42,
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has a lisp, and owns a 1 litre 5 door metro. need i say more
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:46,
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REALLY REALLY fit.
or
REALLY REALY ugly.
but
I heard they're a great lay either way.
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:54,
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or
REALLY REALY ugly.
but
I heard they're a great lay either way.

She was a watermeloning freak, and scared the living crap out of me.
Great lay tho...
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:55,
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Great lay tho...

and when i left her, she went psycho and started watermeloning with me, constant E-mails, Phonecalls and general abuse.
Never got to lay her though/
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:57,
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Never got to lay her though/

that ginger women are scary psychos - although probably a great shag.
*commences further scientific research*
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00,
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*commences further scientific research*

is she fit?
is she a great shag?
WE MUST KNOW THE ANSWERS!!!!1111ONEELEVEN
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:01,
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is she a great shag?
WE MUST KNOW THE ANSWERS!!!!1111ONEELEVEN

would stream out of the South Wales valleys and beat me to death with leeks. Whilst smelling faintly of cheese and wee.
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:07,
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