Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
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badger bollocks,
Sun 19 Dec 2004, 19:09,
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Hehe
Reminds me of the Brass Eye thing on Paedophiles. Getting that zeppelin DJ to say:
"Whilst it's impossible to prove, it's a scientific fact" (or whatever)
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Sun 19 Dec 2004, 19:42,
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