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My Ex-Wife Is Re-Marrying On Friday

The feel-good card for the ex-spouse, who is remarrying...

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(i.am.jamie, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:23, archived)

Give me my money back

Give me my money back
You bitch

Have a somewhat scared woo...

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:25, archived)

And don't forget

my black t-shirt...

(Can Tab, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:27, archived)

So you wanted

To take a break
Slow it down some
And get some space
WELL WATERMELON YOU TOO!

Genius!

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:28, archived)

I wish I hadn't

Bought you dinner
right before you...

... puked all over my sofa.

Bitch.*

*warning: may contain traces of bitterness

Edit: oh, and yeah, nice picture ;)

(Can Tab, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:34, archived)

Thanks!

I found the photo online. I simply flipped it (mirror imge), cropped it, and did a slight blur so that the text wasn't too overpowered.

The text is what it's all about. :)

(i.am.jamie, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:57, archived)

I hope that level of hell

is the one with all the feces.

I'd like to buy two cards please

(drnuclear, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 19:37, archived)

*snort*

have a woo, on me.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 20:17, archived)

Ahahahahahahaaa!

Exactly the sort of thing I'd do. Woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 22:00, archived)