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# Oh yes!
Fax me some!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:51, archived)
# Can't figure out how to work the fax.


You can watch me, I guess.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# you balding?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# ing?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# inging?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:10, archived)
# (ing x ing) ^ ing?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)
# oh don`t talk maths to me!

import com.b3ta.bollocks.Ing;
public class Ing {

private Ing tehIng = null();
private Ing ing = new Ing();
private Ing ing2 = new Ing();

public static void main(String[] args){
tehIng = this.ing * this.ing2;
}

public int getIng() {
return tehIng();
}
}


// edit: WHAT AM I DOING?????????
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:24, archived)
# ?syntax error
OVERFLOW
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)
# it doesn`t compile?
:\

edit: get to watermelon!
you won`t get that with the javac compiler! watermeloning chancer!!

edit: although you`ll get a NullPointerException because there`s no initialising methods for the class.... constructors.......

blar de blar de blar
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)
# don't worry... I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I teach English and cook Mexican food.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)
# and I just did some Java
and it`s a bit sad that I did that
:\

shoot me now please
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# shit, those look
good.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# what the watermelon is that?

/yay autocomplete
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# GROOMER


....... eating poos :p
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# let's try closer
[pics removed]
Not a very good digicam.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm wood
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:11, archived)
# are you coming onto me?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)
# no bukkake-talk,
please.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# bit for that innit?
now shut up and ejaculate over my man nipples
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# "stumps" more like
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# ahem
......i think some one called me. bye
(, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 13:55, archived)
# me coming on to the biggest dog in the world?
I think not
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:25, archived)
# that's harsh... well harsh
why you gotta be so mean?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:27, archived)
# aw sorry
you`re a nice dog... just oversi....

oh that was DIGBY

sincere apolgies!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# that's awright
i'll tell ya what, suck me off and we'll forget all about it
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)
# if you`re a bird .. you`re on
if you`re a bloke... I`ll spang you with the nearest frying pan
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)
# always with the fukcing details
you're too uptight
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)
# pffft!
:D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# Slow down!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# yay!
but too slow.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:16, archived)
# Better?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty accurate!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:22, archived)
# Or this?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# greedy cnut
youra fukcing slag molvik, a fukcing slag!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)
# but it gives your the cranberrying horn!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)
# ...eh?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:33, archived)
# you want it
you want it up you
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha look at him go!!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)
# Jebus!
I'm gonna be sick tomorrow!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)
# I'm thinking so...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)
# you're fat
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# Okay
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:39, archived)
# your face is crap aswell
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)
# Thank you!
You're very sweet.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# you`ve pulled
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# I'm getting ready to go to bed.
You two aren't making much sense.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:48, archived)
# your mind just doesn't have enough dopamine to contemplate our greatness
and pull yourself off for me before you fall asleep
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:50, archived)
# Normally, I'd consider that
but you just don't do much for me.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# you don't have to use me for material
that's sick, i just meant for you to do it in my honour
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)
# I WANK FOR BRITAIN!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)
# sense? it`s perfect sense!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# even i was confused by that one
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# you have a subtle charm
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# .. like a sledgehammer to a leaf?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)
# I was thinking like Roger Moore's movie career
but yours works as well.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:49, archived)
# HHAHA now come one!

....... oh yeah.. I see your point :\
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# well that's what people tell me
...or atleast what i tell myself
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)
# you look a bit like Weebl
:)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)