b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 4094176 (Thread)

i believe

click

(

bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:32, archived)

SANTA! you are the uber Christian Bastard!

good shopping :D

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:37, archived)

that I like.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)

By the way, does anyone want some tamales? I just made three dozen and I don't think I can eat them all...

[burps]

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)

Oh yes!

Fax me some!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:51, archived)

Can't figure out how to work the fax.

You can watch me, I guess.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)

you balding?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)

ing?

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)

inging?

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:10, archived)

(ing x ing) ^ ing?

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)

oh don`t talk maths to me!


import com.b3ta.bollocks.Ing;
public class Ing {
 
  private Ing tehIng = null();
  private Ing ing    = new Ing();
  private Ing ing2   = new Ing();

  public static void main(String[] args){
    tehIng = this.ing * this.ing2;
  }

  public int getIng() { 
     return tehIng();
  }
}

// edit: WHAT AM I DOING?????????

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:24, archived)

?syntax error

OVERFLOW

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)

it doesn`t compile?

:\

edit: get to watermelon!
you won`t get that with the javac compiler! watermeloning chancer!!

edit: although you`ll get a NullPointerException because there`s no initialising methods for the class.... constructors.......

blar de blar de blar

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)

don't worry... I have no idea what I'm talking about.

I teach English and cook Mexican food.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)

and I just did some Java

and it`s a bit sad that I did that
:\

shoot me now please

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)

shit, those look

good.

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)

what the watermelon is that?

/yay autocomplete

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)

GROOMER

....... eating poos :p

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)

let's try closer

[pics removed]
Not a very good digicam.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm wood

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:11, archived)

are you coming onto me?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)

no bukkake-talk,

please.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)

bit for that innit?

now shut up and ejaculate over my man nipples

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)

"stumps" more like

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)

ahem

......i think some one called me. bye

(Loud_101, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 13:55, archived)

me coming on to the biggest dog in the world?

I think not

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:25, archived)

that's harsh... well harsh

why you gotta be so mean?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:27, archived)

aw sorry

you`re a nice dog... just oversi....

oh that was DIGBY

sincere apolgies!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)

that's awright

i'll tell ya what, suck me off and we'll forget all about it

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)

if you`re a bird .. you`re on

if you`re a bloke... I`ll spang you with the nearest frying pan

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)

always with the fukcing details

you're too uptight

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)

pffft!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)

Slow down!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)

yay!

but too slow.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:16, archived)

Better?

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)

Yeah, that's pretty accurate!

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:22, archived)

Or this?

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)

greedy cnut

youra fukcing slag molvik, a fukcing slag!

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)

but it gives your the cranberrying horn!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)

...eh?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:33, archived)

you want it

you want it up you

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)

hahahahahaha look at him go!!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)

Jebus!

I'm gonna be sick tomorrow!

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)

I'm thinking so...

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)

you're fat

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)

Okay

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:39, archived)

your face is crap aswell

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)

Thank you!

You're very sweet.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)

you`ve pulled

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)

I'm getting ready to go to bed.

You two aren't making much sense.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:48, archived)

your mind just doesn't have enough dopamine to contemplate our greatness

and pull yourself off for me before you fall asleep

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:50, archived)

Normally, I'd consider that

but you just don't do much for me.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)

you don't have to use me for material

that's sick, i just meant for you to do it in my honour

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)

I WANK FOR BRITAIN!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)

sense? it`s perfect sense!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)

even i was confused by that one

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)

you have a subtle charm

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)

.. like a sledgehammer to a leaf?

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)

I was thinking like Roger Moore's movie career

but yours works as well.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:49, archived)

HHAHA now come one!

....... oh yeah.. I see your point :\

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)

well that's what people tell me

...or atleast what i tell myself

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)

you look a bit like Weebl

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)

is that like females?

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:57, archived)

Depends on your tastes, I suppose.

A Mexican dish made of chopped meat and crushed peppers, highly seasoned, wrapped in cornhusks spread with masa, and steamed.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:59, archived)

I was with you until you mentioned meat...........

;-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)

Most of mine have green peppers instead.

Or cheese. :-)

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:08, archived)

yay! my kinda think :)

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:09, archived)

so you eat cheese?

You're not an utter vegan like... uh... Moby?

[struggles to think of famous vegetarians/vegans]

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:12, archived)

em nah I eat veggie cheese and stuff

I do me best :\

edit:

LINDA McCARTNEY!

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)

bad sign.

The only one you can think of is dead....

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:14, archived)

don`t care

her singing was shit, but her morals were sound :)

(

Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)