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# Merry Cliffmas!

(First ever post. Made it as a card for friends but thought you guys might appreciate it...)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Woo!
PS what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:55, archived)
# arf
Doug?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# No wait, that's:
What do you call a man with a female animal with her ovaries removed on his head...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Doug
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(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# a repost?
Naughty. Santa not coming to you.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Woo!
Great lurkage btw
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# ta
i was finally inspired to post by whole family finding jesus and being left along on christmas morning while they go to church.

wish jesus would find me. maybe hes in the cupboard...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:59, archived)
# well ask them
Actually, I hear he is quite fond of lurking under beds.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Bollocks!
He's where you'd be on your birthday. In the pub.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:31, archived)