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# I SAW A SHOE HORN TODAY
THAT WAS 1 METRE LONG!

why in anyone's name however religious you are would you need a 1 metre long shoe horn?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:54, archived)
# easy
clown shoes
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:55, archived)
# it's a good point
i was very close to buying it

but my wallet threw moths at me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:56, archived)
# so you wouldn't have to stoop down.
and so you can use it for creepy fetish websites.
(schnurricane, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:55, archived)
# i'd probably just use it for the former
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)
# I SAW A NEEDLE THAT WINKED ITS EYE!
But I been done seen 'bout eve'thing when I see a elephant fly.

Was it a flid's shoehorn?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:56, archived)
# it was a miracle of nature!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)