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[challenge entry] The magnetic leopard...

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Is the dagger on the left
from robin hood prince of theives?

Poor magnetic leopard
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Pirates used them
they'd throw them on to islands and watch them run around until they stuck to the ground because of the metal chests that were buried there.
Their spread out legs are why maps were marked with Xs.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:24, archived)
# i'm not sure whether to believe that or not
but it's hilarious either way
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:26, archived)
# nice
theory!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:26, archived)
# And the force of attraction between
a leopard and missing jpg's is so strong that all that is left of the poor animal a red smear

/samples leopard genetic code to create a superdupermissingjpegfinder
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:43, archived)
# god you fancy him so much
does he not attract french horns then? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:24, archived)
# french horns attract people
not the other way around!
Or at least that's the theory...
Nice to hear from you, just got broadbeans at home this afternoon so I think I'm in for a late night...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:28, archived)
# yay brill!
check out leperisland`s profile

or errr i think it`s localgirl.co.uk

some good stuff

you guys should double bill.. I`d go to see that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:29, archived)
# yeah you say that
but you're just a big tease...
(link?)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:31, archived)
# god you`re gay you arm band wearing singer/guitarist!


www.leperisland.co.uk/lgsp/mp3s/the%20band/040807%20betsy/
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:33, archived)
# ...and I used to think
you were so cute...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:38, archived)
# urr.. that was my missus, Dr.!
edit: oops.. real name on t`internet = not good :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:39, archived)
# ah yes sorry
I thought it was gay hour again
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:41, archived)
# give us your singing voice and i`ll think about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:44, archived)
# ah ricardo
you say the nicest things
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:46, archived)
# aye I`m dumping local girl off my mp3 player after 2 weeks solid
and putting you guys on!

[only a 256MB doofer]

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:49, archived)
# one of these days
we'll record some new stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 2:00, archived)
# yay!
that last song you always do

sounds like a Dm chord most of the way through

/probably doesn`t help

edit: make that Em
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 2:01, archived)
# I know the one you mean
We've got a coupla new ones too since you last saw us but posterity will never know unless we get into a studio.
Anyhoo, I'd better be off soon, the mrs just stumbled into the living room with an "I can't believe your still up" look on her pillow-crumpled-face!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 2:04, archived)
# ahhhh that hammer
why isn't there a good picture of a hammer on the internet?

it's always that slightly modernised hammer or do without
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:24, archived)
# try mallet
or lump-hammer maybe

Edit: happy now rik?

HAMMERS FOR ALL
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=lump+hammer&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:25, archived)
# *err err booomp DEEEENG*
you repeated the word "h*mm*r"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Or MC Hammer










Stop....
(teasus likes tea, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *breaks wind*


continue
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:34, archived)
# nowt wrong with a good claw hammer
/has two
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:25, archived)
# just waiting for teh hammer to fall
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 2:03, archived)
# /Queen
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 2:18, archived)
# That's what I said about him
he wasn't too pleased...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 2:29, archived)
# lol
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:25, archived)
# He's
pretty much fucked!

/I'm drunk, what shift is this?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:29, archived)
#
hermaphrodite shift
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Is
that a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Always
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Well
then, that's good enough for me :¬) (hic)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:34, archived)
# That's the thing about hermaphrodites
they're good enough for everybody
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Amen
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:39, archived)
# and at the same time
Awomen.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:44, archived)
# shift
lock
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:30, archived)
# This one of the better ones
The pissed-off, yet resigned expression sets it off perfectly.

Yay!
(We don' need no steeenkin' badgers! said a very wise Mexican., Sat 15 Jan 2005, 1:42, archived)