I have empirical evidence
performed under stringent test conditions
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19,
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hmm
okay
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Azzek!,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19,
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you can always
grab hold of the bird and put al your weight on it
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:20,
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But surely the greased talons would make your hands slip?
How about feeding it depleted uranium pellets until it was heavy enough?
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The Teviot Moose major 5th.,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:46,
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