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[challenge entry] barbie's doin' bad stuff

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(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)
# and
?
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:23, archived)
# Wouldn't want to be in
your religion, if counting is considered a bad thing

^_-

EDIT: If then, you pedantic bastard :P
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Does anyone
speak english on this board?
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:25, archived)
# only when we can be
arsed.

I can say cat in 7 different languages...
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:27, archived)
# i can say
"my name's peter and i like cheese" in five. and my name isn't peter.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Schnell, Schnell
Herr Kartofellkopf!
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:30, archived)
# mi nombre es pedro
y me gusta queso
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:32, archived)
# I can say
My name is 01000100011000010111001001110010011110010110110000000000 in binary.

Can't think of any practical use though, except for very long winded (and dull) conversations in the pub.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:34, archived)
#
011010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000011001000110000101110010011100100111100101101100001011000010000001101000011011110111011100100000011000010111001001100101001000000111100101101111011101010011111100000000
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:36, archived)
# 010010000110100100000000
0100100100100111011011010010000001100100011011110110100101101110011001110010000001100110011010010110111001100101001000000111010001101000011000010110111001101011011100110010111000000000
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Fair enough.
But I still don't get the barbie link. Maybe one of us should write a review of the book?

But hurry - Only one copy left!

You beat me on cat - I can only name it in 2.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Here we go then, educating the world!!!
English - Cat
French - Chat
German - Katzchen
Italian/Spanish - Gatto
Japanese - Nekko
Chinese - Mao
Russian - Koshka

Spellings a little dodgy in places, but thats how it's pronounced!

^_^
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)
# just the one t
in spanish gatos
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)
# bananaman
you'll like this story. yesterday on the way to brighton pier, boving pointed out a shop that had "the best tshirt in the world" - it was a terry thomas t-shirt! of course i then pointed it out to fnord and so we went inside to investigate. they only had one left - but it was his size! so he bought it, then we located the others using zen navigation, a vague sense for where the sea was and, finally, mobile phones.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:00, archived)
# wow!
that really is the best tshirt in the world
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Some more
Dutch = Kat
(Kitten is Katje or Poesje)
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Well, if everybody's showing off
their language skills:
In german, it's Katze for cat, K├Ątzchen for kitten and Miezekatze for kittycat. You can say Muschi for Pussy, and it has both meanings.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)
# eek!
"mushi" is my nickname amongst some of my friends!
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)
# I'm leaving now anyway
but I'm sparing you any obvious bad jokes here.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)