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[challenge entry] barbie's doin' bad stuff
Hey, man, check out this goddam link! www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0307106667/qid=1035111347/sr=1-1/ref=s_t_0frp_2_1/103-4416307-2254207?v=glance&s=toys

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(Gothic_Martin, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)
# and
?
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:23, archived)
# Wouldn't want to be in
your religion, if counting is considered a bad thing

^_-

EDIT: If then, you pedantic bastard :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Does anyone
speak english on this board?
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:25, archived)
# only when we can be
arsed.

I can say cat in 7 different languages...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:27, archived)
# i can say
"my name's peter and i like cheese" in five. and my name isn't peter.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Schnell, Schnell
Herr Kartofellkopf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:30, archived)
# mi nombre es pedro
y me gusta queso
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:32, archived)
# I can say
My name is 01000100011000010111001001110010011110010110110000000000 in binary.

Can't think of any practical use though, except for very long winded (and dull) conversations in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:34, archived)
#
011010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000011001000110000101110010011100100111100101101100001011000010000001101000011011110111011100100000011000010111001001100101001000000111100101101111011101010011111100000000
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:36, archived)
# 010010000110100100000000
0100100100100111011011010010000001100100011011110110100101101110011001110010000001100110011010010110111001100101001000000111010001101000011000010110111001101011011100110010111000000000
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Fair enough.
But I still don't get the barbie link. Maybe one of us should write a review of the book?

But hurry - Only one copy left!

You beat me on cat - I can only name it in 2.
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Here we go then, educating the world!!!
English - Cat
French - Chat
German - Katzchen
Italian/Spanish - Gatto
Japanese - Nekko
Chinese - Mao
Russian - Koshka

Spellings a little dodgy in places, but thats how it's pronounced!

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)
# just the one t
in spanish gatos
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)
# bananaman
you'll like this story. yesterday on the way to brighton pier, boving pointed out a shop that had "the best tshirt in the world" - it was a terry thomas t-shirt! of course i then pointed it out to fnord and so we went inside to investigate. they only had one left - but it was his size! so he bought it, then we located the others using zen navigation, a vague sense for where the sea was and, finally, mobile phones.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:00, archived)
# wow!
that really is the best tshirt in the world
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Some more
Dutch = Kat
(Kitten is Katje or Poesje)
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Well, if everybody's showing off
their language skills:
In german, it's Katze for cat, Kätzchen for kitten and Miezekatze for kittycat. You can say Muschi for Pussy, and it has both meanings.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)
# eek!
"mushi" is my nickname amongst some of my friends!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)
# I'm leaving now anyway
but I'm sparing you any obvious bad jokes here.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)