you gave me an idea ...
perhaps Dame Edna's glasses could find the gayness in celebrites who claim they are straight but people know otherwise
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eyes,
Sat 5 Feb 2005, 16:36,
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Sir Cliff of Richard?
Mehear (down the pub) that he's also a celebrity colostomy bag wearer.
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drunkenoaf,
Sat 5 Feb 2005, 16:52,
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one of my
uncles was a drummer with cliff richard's first band. He only ever describes him in rather un-PC alf-garnet terms
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techierob,
Sat 5 Feb 2005, 17:25,
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