I went looking for the truth once.I decided it would be a good idea to start looking in a bank. I dont
know why I decided this, it just seemed right. Anyway, I found a bank, went inside and wandered up to the bank clerk and
apoke loud my demand.
'I wish to see the truth!', I blurted in his or her direction. 'I wish to see
it NOW!'. To my surprise, the bank clerk stood up
and gestured to the small door to its/their/his left. 'Through here, Mr. Sir, if you please.'
He ushered (threw?) me into a small room in what I assumed was the back of the bank (It
could have been Saudi Arabia for all I knew!!111!!!) and switched on a light. To my
large astonishment, my eyes were
greeted by the view of a thousand tiny people no larger than thirty seven of my thumbs, whittling only slightly larger statuettes of
Richard Whitely from bars of soap.
'This is the truth, said the bank clerk. I hope you're happy now'.
The funny thing is, I was happy and I went home skipping and whistling a random Slipknot tune to myself
(know why I decided this, it just seemed right. Anyway, I found a bank, went inside and wandered up to the bank clerk and
apoke loud my demand.
'I wish to see the truth!', I blurted in his or her direction. 'I wish to see
it NOW!'. To my surprise, the bank clerk stood up
and gestured to the small door to its/their/his left. 'Through here, Mr. Sir, if you please.'
He ushered (threw?) me into a small room in what I assumed was the back of the bank (It
could have been Saudi Arabia for all I knew!!111!!!) and switched on a light. To my
large astonishment, my eyes were
greeted by the view of a thousand tiny people no larger than thirty seven of my thumbs, whittling only slightly larger statuettes of
Richard Whitely from bars of soap.
'This is the truth, said the bank clerk. I hope you're happy now'.
The funny thing is, I was happy and I went home skipping and whistling a random Slipknot tune to myself
The Neville What what what,
Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:40,
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