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# I played a game
once where you were a thing, and you had to throw beans at some bastards to win a princess, or a mute rabbi, or some pirate dvds or something I cant remember it was many weeks ago
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:42, archived)
# you love the word bastard.

i was watching futurama last night, and mom of mom's friendly robot corporation said, "holy crap, that bastard's itchy." and i thought of the neville.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)
# I think I do.
I don't know why, it just... works

yup... www.nevillesgarden.co.uk/img/new/gaspoweredbastard.jpg
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:46, archived)
# it certainly does
my favorite is the gas powered bastard.

or maybe it was steam powered? either way it was awesome.

[edit: hahaha, oh how that makes me laugh.]
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)
# It's good when used effectively
over or inappropriate use can make it crap
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)
# "jam a bastard in it, you crap."

that is quality usage.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# I think it
all started with "Hairy Japanese bastards" for me.

/Father Ted
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)
# does anyone know?
what was the story/plot behind pacman?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)
# drugs
where in drugs does everyone turn into ghosts that you can eat? Am I on the right drugs?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Pacman
was a big gayer and he came out to his family one night during dinner and
while they were watching a classic episode of "Wogan".
They cast him out of the house for being a gayer and
he had to win back their love by running around the streets on his arse while
eating thousands and thousands of oranges, all the while being chased by
a more colourful version of the KKK
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 2:53, archived)