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# don't kill him
all he did was shag a walrus. Who amongst us hasn't either done it or at least fantasised about it?
(peewee13, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Walrus? You fcuking pervert!
Everyone knows that Elephant Seals are much more caring lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:22, archived)
# You're both forgetting dugongs -
Their genetalia is almost identical to our own. Someone in Perth did one a while ago - I read somewhere that they are what sailors used to call mermaids in the middle ages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:24, archived)
# mmmmmm
dugong tits
(peewee13, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Elephant Seal?
Are you gay or just weird? You've never had oral pleasure from a walrus have you?
(peewee13, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I much prefer
the manatee...
(I helped save b3ta! pimpingeezer, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I agree
you're much more likely to find me in the manatee
the dark of the manatee
it's better in the manatee.
and, er... so on.
ahem.

*leaves*
(Hazhar, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
one of the funniest things i've seen in a while! Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Me.
Please tell me that the baby has been shopped at least a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:22, archived)
# 'fraid not
just as nature intended it
(peewee13, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:25, archived)
# although thankfully those aren't teeth, which is what I thought at first
they're breathing tubes.
(Hazhar, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:47, archived)