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# sorry it's 400+ kb
but me and Vikki couldn't help ourselves.

Beats waffling on about our favourite 'Grandmother'. : )
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:21, archived)
# me and the wife say

You did the shadow and everything - we love you
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:28, archived)
# you and the missus just can't keep still, can you?
And your two kids, god bless 'em, look just like your wife.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Ohh
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:42, archived)
# oops! I'm sorry
they don't look anything like penguins.
so I suppose I'd be right in guessing, you don't look like a chimpanzee either. : )
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Actually not too far off
let me hunt down a pic....
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Can't find anything...
but basically if you take a normal sized chimp, take away 2 chromosomes and add a larger arse, mix up the brains a little then force feed it goose liver pate, then stuff it all in a sack and put a comedy beard on it, you'll get the idea.
I got the wife through blackmail and the kid's the milkmans
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:57, archived)
# It's great
How some of us lead mirrored lifestyles!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 31 Mar 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Sunny? naah...
Just see by yourself, I reversed engineered your garden :P
HERE!

Very pretty indeed :) Guess I'll wait for the snow to melt a little :)
(GodsIO, Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:47, archived)
# that deserves a...dibnah-woo
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Sun 31 Mar 2002, 16:50, archived)