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[challenge entry] matron! he's doing it again!

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:43, archived)
# twirly

(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:47, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS MOUTH?!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:54, archived)
# But he is Teh Beattie
He doesn't require a mouth like us,
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:56, archived)
# This is Dick Beattie,
not Lena Zavaroni
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:57, archived)
# oh
who?
edit:pffft,Scot singer died from anorexia, got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:02, archived)
# Bingo.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Hmmmm
He's like a sea anemone...only he has no mouth but does have an anus
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Have you seen his anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:00, archived)
# I have not indeed
Nor have I seen yours :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:06, archived)
# But aren't anemones mouths also their anus?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:01, archived)
# You are correct sir
but they're always described as having a mouth but no anus...I don't write the textbooks hehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:05, archived)
# It sounds enjoyable though
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:09, archived)
# Oh to be one of those
Would be either crap or very enjoyable (depending on your sexual interests)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)
# He
absorbs nutrition through the dense fibres of his moustache.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:58, archived)
# much like a baleen whale
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)
# he has
eaten it
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)
# HOIST THAT RAG!!!
HOIST THAT RAG...
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 1:58, archived)