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# No need
to harp on about it.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Oof!
That SCOREd three on my punometer . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# i feel VIOLAted
by these puns

(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I normally don't condone VIOLINce
but have a care . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:36, archived)
# ...if you really wind him up...
...he may insult Yo Your Ma.





too obscure?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:38, archived)
# in a word..
yes
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:39, archived)
# not at all . . .
I still remember exactly where I was when I heard that Nigel Kennedy had been assassinated . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Ah, but who was the gunman?
I'm fairly sure Lee Harvey Oswald didn't duet.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Obscure?
It did fall a bit FLAT.
Sorry If my comment was too SHARP for you.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Don't panic
I did manage to stave off any annoyance.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:42, archived)
# far too CLEFer . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:42, archived)
# this sentence has the bare MINIMum required
for a pun match
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:43, archived)
# That's the treble with it going on so long
you start to run out of puns
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:44, archived)
# aCHORDing to who?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:45, archived)
# I've got a note from my mum . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:45, archived)
# that's oca(dence) then
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:46, archived)
# (timp)ani more?


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:48, archived)
# none at the
fortissimoment
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:51, archived)
# you're all agro . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Give me
a minuet or two to see if I can think of any more...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:56, archived)
# take your piccolo
I've got loads . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Well
I chant think of any more.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Shirley, you can(ticle)


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:02, archived)
# *scratches crotch(et)*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:44, archived)
# don't get crotchetty!
Here . . . have a quaver. They're floaty light . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:45, archived)
# I may have to give up
I can't(ata) think of any more puns...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*GASPS* I can hardly (semi)brieve!


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:47, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Harmony puns is that now?
I've lost count.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:49, archived)
# (trum)pet them all together
and we'll have a count up . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:50, archived)
# i haven't got the syncopation-ce to do that
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:52, archived)
# It must be
a-rondo 100 dodgy puns by now...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:52, archived)
# I counted forte . . .


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:53, archived)
# haha
and getting dodgier by the minute!

i'm off to the labs for the avo. good punning! see ya
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:54, archived)
# see eu(phonium)


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Well he's gone.
Overture you Dave for more dodgy puns...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:57, archived)
# wood(wind) you believe it . . . ?
Meh!


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Aww
He's just highly strung
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# that's just TUBAd
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)
# You know what they say...
cymbal things please cymbal minds...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Bah! *puts on (high) hat


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:37, archived)
# don't forget your
calarifishnet stockings
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Stop! Stop!
You'll give me saxaphobia!


(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:40, archived)
# That...
...is a false(tto) statement.



And that is definitely my finale pun on the matter as I should do some work.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:04, archived)