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No need
to harp on about it.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:28,
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Oof!
That SCOREd three on my punometer . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:30,
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i feel VIOLAted
by these puns
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:33,
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I normally don't condone VIOLINce
but have a care . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:36,
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...if you really wind him up...
...he may insult Yo Your Ma.
too obscure?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:38,
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in a word..
yes
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:39,
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not at all . . .
I still remember exactly where I was when I heard that Nigel Kennedy had been assassinated . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:39,
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Ah, but who was the gunman?
I'm fairly sure Lee Harvey Oswald didn't duet.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:48,
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Obscure?
It did fall a bit FLAT.
Sorry If my comment was too SHARP for you.
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Gataki,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:41,
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Don't panic
I did manage to stave off any annoyance.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:42,
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far too CLEFer . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:42,
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this sentence has the bare MINIMum required
for a pun match
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:43,
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That's the treble with it going on so long
you start to run out of puns
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:44,
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aCHORDing to who?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:45,
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I've got a note from my mum . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:45,
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that's oca(dence) then
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:46,
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none at the
fortissimoment
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:51,
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you're all agro . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:51,
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Give me
a minuet or two to see if I can think of any more...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:56,
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take your piccolo
I've got loads . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:57,
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Well
I chant think of any more.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:00,
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Shirley, you can(ticle)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:02,
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*scratches crotch(et)*
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:44,
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don't get crotchetty!
Here . . . have a quaver. They're floaty light . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:45,
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I may have to give up
I can't(ata) think of any more puns...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:46,
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Hahahahaha!
*GASPS* I can hardly (semi)brieve!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:47,
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pfft!
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:47,
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Harmony puns is that now?
I've lost count.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:49,
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(trum)pet them all together
and we'll have a count up . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:50,
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i haven't got the syncopation-ce to do that
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:52,
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It must be
a-rondo 100 dodgy puns by now...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:52,
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I counted forte . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:53,
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haha
and getting dodgier by the minute!
i'm off to the labs for the avo. good punning! see ya
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:54,
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Well he's gone.
Overture you Dave for more dodgy puns...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:57,
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wood(wind) you believe it . . . ?
Meh!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:00,
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Aww
He's just highly strung
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Gataki,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:32,
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that's just TUBAd
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:33,
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You know what they say...
cymbal things please cymbal minds...
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Gataki,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:36,
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Bah! *puts on (high) hat
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:37,
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don't forget your
calarifishnet stockings
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:39,
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Stop! Stop!
You'll give me saxaphobia!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:40,
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That...
...is a false(tto) statement.
And that is definitely my finale pun on the matter as I should do some work.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Feb 2005, 14:04,
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