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[challenge entry] Check mate I believe

Well, did you read the instructions either?

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(kungfustu, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# How strange
there seem to be some ripped up cigarettes to
the left of the board. What a waste!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# that's what's left of regular cigarettes
when you use them to make one of those "jazz" cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Ah they must be musicians then!!!
Doesn't that guy look tired!!! He must have stayed up past his bedtime practicing then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# he also looks like
he's having a little giggle. i wonder what's so amusing?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)
# i was more confused really....
couldn't work out where the candle came into it?
(kungfustu, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Well if you ask me
He looks stoned out of his tiny fucking little
mind!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)
# oof
a) that's huuuge (width of 280 - 300 will suffice)

b) were they called "Pick-up Sticks"?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)
# aye sorry bout the size
but you wouldn't have been able to make out the sticks otherwise, it's quite a low quality shot after all.
(kungfustu, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)