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[challenge entry] Repost for compo:

in the hope that someone gets the blooming pun this time round.

From the New Sports for Toffs challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(WiggZ, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:23, archived)
# just tell us
instead of constantly reposting
edit: fuck it! banned-band geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:24, archived)
# I thought it was
band on the run :0/
(tom_artosorse, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I get it
and I like it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:29, archived)
# fox hunting banned
i guess....thats..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I dont
get it
and umm
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Band sounds like banned
Therefore, because fox-hunting was banned, he made a fox-hunting band.

"A Norwiegain laughs at a joke 3 times. Once when he hears it, once when it is explained to him, and once when he understands it."

dumdum TISSSSHHHHH
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:33, archived)
# nope
I still dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Look here.
A band is a group of people. When something is banned, it is prohibited by law. They sound the same. Since, in the uk, fox-hunting was banned, the joke was that there would be a band by the same name.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
It is the "Look here." That makes that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Well, it made you look
Didn't it?
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:41, archived)
# i thought i had it for a moment
now i don't
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:40, archived)
# look up
to my previous message
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Are they supposed to be
rhyming punnage on Franz Ferdinand?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:44, archived)
# *commits seppuku*
If I've got to explain that also, seppuku is ritual suicide by disembowelment formerly practiced by Japanese samurai. It can also be called hara-kiri or hari-kari.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:48, archived)
# oh, i know what seppuku is.
It's when the head of UEFA has a stomach bug.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:52, archived)
# oh, so not like tapioca then,
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:53, archived)