Surely, the coffee pot ...
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:39,
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Ssco,
Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:42,
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Top deck the cistern.
It'll take them ages to find out, and they'll have brown water for weeks.
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charliedontsurf,
Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:45,
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