
i'm too busy doing this to make egg shit:

www.earsalive.com/how_to_candle_the_ears.htm
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www.earsalive.com/how_to_candle_the_ears.htm

being an earwax remover is an honourable professsion which is sadly dying out.
The BBC had a feature on it a while ago here
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Tue 25 Sep 2001, 4:47,
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The BBC had a feature on it a while ago here