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[challenge entry] it's late and i'm drunk

From the What not to give your mum on mother's day challenge. See all 131 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:13, archived)
# Is that
an elastic clip that ones father would use to secure any car/roof aparatus?
or that bit of ikea furniture that was just too big for the car?


or am i totally talking shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:15, archived)
# it's a rope for hanging herself
and a rubber johny to use next time

how is you?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:21, archived)
# But if she hangs herself...
no, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:27, archived)
# i live there...does that make it clearer?
mytrailerpark.com/
probably GC but still Funny to check w/ drunk buddies
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:29, archived)
# Doesn't explain what use a condom is to a dead woman.
But maybe I don't want to know.

(funny link, thanks.)
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:38, archived)
# I'm
Top of the fucking pops, how is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:38, archived)
# good good
emptying a bootle of tequila w/ some buddies
hijacking thneir internet
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 5 Mar 2005, 6:44, archived)