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[challenge entry] Ste needn't buy Mother's Day presents anymore

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(I helped save b3ta! renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Thank you for choosing my image
to come 2nd place in last week's challenge. Love you.
(I helped save b3ta! renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:29, archived)
# you're welcome
:)
it was hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Does anyone understand the new, vibrating mach 3?
Surely this would just help you shred your face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:48, archived)
# I have one
It's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:49, archived)
# But why?
Doesn't it just make it harder to hold still?

edit: I'm currently looking at this:

www.gillettem3power.com/home_f.asp

but I'd like an unbiased opinion. Actually, I'd like to hear criticism and derision.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:52, archived)
# They are great,
although I have the face of a girl and only need to shave about twice a week.

However, don't get suckered into buying the special green heads, the standard Mach3 Turbo heads are exactly the same but cheaper.
(Marwood, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:57, archived)
# They're still rediculously overpriced.
AU$25 for a 4 pack gives me the shits, and since I started using it (the normal mach 3), double razors just don't cut my new chunkier stubble.

Can't wait for the 27 blade behemoth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Just think...
If one sheet of paper can give a nasty paper cut... Imagine how much carnage a phone book could do.
(I helped save b3ta! Slavedriver, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:16, archived)
# threy're crap
and not worth the ridiculous price
they are asking for them.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks.
That's exactly what I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:01, archived)
# no
I'm with you on that
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Are you telling me
that you're responsible for this?

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:02, archived)
# no
wasn't me.

didn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Ok then.
But will you indulge me in a small experiment?

Go to the same place with the same people and yell out something like

"I think the next step should be a roller-pad type thing with blades all over it. Just scrub your face with it"

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Brazillian?
Shaven laydees are gonna be more common in the future I predict. Those cunning gillette boys ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:15, archived)
# I will do that for you.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:56, archived)
# hey!
that's my birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:58, archived)