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# It's like
Gene Simmons mutated with some undercooked slice of veal.

I don't know about you guys, but I find that a turn-on
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:59, archived)
# if it starts spitting up blood i'm gonna lose it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:01, archived)
# *finishes fwapping*
I already have.

Woah - three minutes! thats a new stamina record!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I like the splice of your mainbrace
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:07, archived)
# I like the nub of your gist
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I like the nib of your gust?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# GUSSET NIBBLER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# that sounds hot
/fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# oh, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)
# so whats the difference between a nibble, a nip, and a nipple?
cos my girlfriend complains that I keep getting them confused
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# the first two
can be verbs or nouns.

the last is only a noun.

this should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)
# BUTTOCK BITER!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)