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# ...are you my mummy?
 


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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:40, archived)
# I think mummy
may have been less sloth-ful in bed than daddy likes to think.

Buts its so woo I want to cry!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:42, archived)
# awwwwwww
the fluff is almost overwhelming.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:42, archived)
# heheh
yes, I suppose juxtaposing "cutest things on the web" from previous newsletters is a bit underhanded.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Sound General Quarters!
(Pho3nixius, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 23:46, archived)
# :)
fluffypants!

'lo sir! long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:42, archived)
# seems so, doesn't it
yet, it can't be that long?



I'm good. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Eww
(Amer3tan, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:50, archived)
# : P
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:52, archived)
# That's given me
a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:54, archived)
# I dont know if I want to fuck it or eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i get it with corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# you too?
and here I felt so alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I usually get it
with egg mayonaise sandwiches.

Hilarious fun at picnics if you put the sandwich back on the plate
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# everyone else turns you down
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# It's party tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:53, archived)
# yeah, you know it
 
*dons special hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:56, archived)
# /prepares cake
shit no party hats
/steals Beatties christmas hat
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# egads
that's me gone vegetarian then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:06, archived)
# WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:11, archived)
# No doubt it's popular with the ladies
(Azzek!, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:55, archived)
# It's like
Gene Simmons mutated with some undercooked slice of veal.

I don't know about you guys, but I find that a turn-on
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:59, archived)
# if it starts spitting up blood i'm gonna lose it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:01, archived)
# *finishes fwapping*
I already have.

Woah - three minutes! thats a new stamina record!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I like the splice of your mainbrace
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:07, archived)
# I like the nub of your gist
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I like the nib of your gust?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# GUSSET NIBBLER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# that sounds hot
/fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# oh, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)
# so whats the difference between a nibble, a nip, and a nipple?
cos my girlfriend complains that I keep getting them confused
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# the first two
can be verbs or nouns.

the last is only a noun.

this should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)
# BUTTOCK BITER!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)
# make the bunny wink!
i dunno, i just feel it should wink
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Aww
Little baby furtive
Don't worry baby furtive, I'LL BE YOUR MUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:43, archived)
# i'm sorry to break this to you
but mummies don't get to bum their infants...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Arf!
I only bum Abandonnship ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# does she know about this?
more importantly does she know about your sandpaper condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)
# sandpaper condoms?!
i'm not sure i like the sound of that
/slowly backs towards door
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# he figured that since you get those textured one with the little dimples
and that sandpapr was like lots of little tiny dimples packed closed together... they'd be ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)
# hahaha
he's so sweet, everything 'for her pleasure'
/continues heading for door
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# actually no...
he only likes the dimples because they look a bit like genital warts (actual comment to me by a lady friend)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)
# aahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:30, archived)
# the last bit... not the bit about liking them because of it
she wasn't that weird
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)
# hahaha
i figured
but thank you
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)
# you can never be too careful!
my three weeks in cubs taught me that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:41, archived)
# i have my foot in my mouth
95% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:50, archived)
# ahhh the pitfalls of professional contortionism
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:53, archived)
# yep I did
but no condoms for you baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# fluffy sloths+furtive+box=fluff O.D.
-dies-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:44, archived)
# sloths are filthy, ugly and disgusting creatures
but I like this, so have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 9:58, archived)
# that is so fluffy
it's given me a furball.

*hack*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 10:42, archived)