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# i'm sorry to break this to you
but mummies don't get to bum their infants...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Arf!
I only bum Abandonnship ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# does she know about this?
more importantly does she know about your sandpaper condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)
# sandpaper condoms?!
i'm not sure i like the sound of that
/slowly backs towards door
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# he figured that since you get those textured one with the little dimples
and that sandpapr was like lots of little tiny dimples packed closed together... they'd be ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)
# hahaha
he's so sweet, everything 'for her pleasure'
/continues heading for door
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# actually no...
he only likes the dimples because they look a bit like genital warts (actual comment to me by a lady friend)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)
# aahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:30, archived)
# the last bit... not the bit about liking them because of it
she wasn't that weird
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)
# hahaha
i figured
but thank you
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)
# you can never be too careful!
my three weeks in cubs taught me that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:41, archived)
# i have my foot in my mouth
95% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:50, archived)
# ahhh the pitfalls of professional contortionism
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:53, archived)
# yep I did
but no condoms for you baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)