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# do I spy
a cream horn?

Morning all. How is everybody? Nobody got blown off by gales I hope. As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:14, archived)
# a tree
...sorry, a feckin' big tree, landed 10 feet from my car. A near miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:20, archived)
# youch
well I'm glad you're safe and sound!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:22, archived)
# my girlfriend got stranded in leeds,
making the biggest casualty of the weekend 10 million sperm that I had to store in kleenex last night.

bloody weather interfering in my sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:54, archived)
# No
she's just pleased to see you
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:20, archived)
# I'm so glad that you picked up on that
I can pretend I wasn't going to say it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:21, archived)