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# Ha hah, looks like
Might have to cut down my b3ta lurking lest they notice and block this too, whatever would I do with myself?!

And thanks to the guys that suggested suggestiony things up there ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Dress up in overly slutty, yet impractical battle gear
and take over the country!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I'm gonna lose a bit of weight first
Use my female wiles to the utmost extent*


*though I suppose scaring them into submission may have it's advantages also
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Christ, I remember being in a police station in Beijing about 7 years ago...
We'd been caught smoking a joint (fucking stupid of us, I know). Here's a little snippet I remember like it was yesterday:

Me: "I didn't realise it was illegal"

Policeman: "You should have checked first. China is not training, it is battle"

My mate: "Are we going to jail?"

Policeman: "You could pay me 4000 yuan (back then about AU$1000), or spend the night in a cell"

Me: "I'll spend the night in the cell then"

Policeman: "It is not up to you to decide"

Suffice it to say that my holiday was cut short due to lack of funds.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha! Too typical!
"Here's a choice that we're going to decide for you".

'Net access for the entire country is run through a government proxy server. They decide what you can see and what you can't. I find this detestable.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I feel sorry for a lot of the locals -
You should see the Chinese version of a housing estate - over 20 identical skyscrapers in one big block, with only a symbol on the front to separate them.

(almost literally)Paper thin walls, too.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)
# If I had paper thin walls
I'd buy my all of my hot neighbors bright hallogen lamps and watch their silhouettes on my walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)
# That could work.
Mind you, it got quite frustrating listening to my neigbours arguing every morning. It came from three different directions one time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:29, archived)
# You could take the high road
and loudly mediate for the most innapropriate solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I would have tried,
But my Chinese is limited to phrases like "I don't want it", "No money", or "You have no arsehole, and you can't even shit".

On reflection, maybe I should have done that...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Yep you have to be EXTRA extra careful over here
And i feel your pain with the fine, i only get paid 3000 in a month!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I really only have myself to blame.
We were feeling lucky and decided to smoke outdoors, not 100 metres away from a guy that had a machine gun. About 2 blocks away from Tiananmen Square.

One of my stupidest moments...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I'm TRYING to disagree, really I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Don't get me wrong,
there's plenty of awesome shit in China, but I really did get the feeling that there were lots of things that they don't want us Laowai to see.

edit: another stupid moment - i thought you'd replied to my post above. It should be mentioned that I'm quite tipsy right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)
# There's alot of stuff here I wish I HADN'T seen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Don't worry, it builds character.
Helps give you a bit of perspective when you're complaining about your home country.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Wow!
That's 36K!

Do you make tea well?

/ducks and runs
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Quite a bit less when you take the exchange rate into consideration...
Oh, and it's LOW FUCKING POLY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:22, archived)
# I love you LONG time


...5 dow-ah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)
# To China!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:25, archived)