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# If I start
a Party whose main aim is to get a nice hot cup of tea and a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer onto
every coffee table in Britain, would you vote for me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)
# hmmmm... make it a jaffa cake and/or milk chocolate homewheat
and i'll be there
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)
# I don't know
about that. If I get into power, I'd start a campaign to have the Jaffa Cake demoted from "Biscuit" status to that of simply "Cake".

These things have to be done...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Tunnocks are very tasty
but they crumble all over my jumper.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:38, archived)
# That's the
best bit. After eating, say 400-500 of the things, your jumper would be covered in so
many crumbs you could actually take it off and eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Ugh.
*vision of father ted jumper-baked-in-cake scene*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)