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# er
but why not just buy tea and biscuits, instead of filling in forms to have your money taken away to buy tea and biscuits on your behalf? Besides, since some people like ginger snaps and others like bourbons, they'd all end up being digestives.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)
# best political analogy EVER!
edited for accuracy
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# I prefer "analogy".
No, wait, that sounds a bit rude. I meant homology.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)
# because the shop's over there *points*
i demand home delivery of tea and biscuits... possibly in the form of an air drop
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Woah man....
It's like 1984 all over again!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:34, archived)
# if you check back
we clearly stated in our manifesto that all biscuits would be digestives and all tea would be tesco value.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah
but you didnt say anything about the parasitic mind-control helmets that we'd have to wear every
day to make us think "Trisha" is quality programming and that we like working every day in small, grey cubicles.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:42, archived)
# would you like to come with us sir?
if you'd just step into this room...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)