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# If you sleep with your bleeding-ear down,
you'll bleed to death.
If you sleep with your bleeding-ear up, your skull will pool up with blood and you'll die of brain drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# I can think of worse
ways to go.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Like
gang rape.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
# that's surprisingly optimistic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# well what I need is someone to come and lick all the blood of off my pillow and then spit it back into the other ear
so that'd equal two deaths, so the first one would be cancelled out by the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Or you could just put a sticking-plaster over your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)