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this isnt a photoshop

just apicture i took of my kitten .

can someone give it a spliff ?

(maphive, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

My ear has been bleeding again

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)

and now it;s hurting from cleaning a scab out of it

I'm gonna try and sleep, it beats being in shit mood

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)

go on,

we can do without miserable cunts like you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)

You'd be lost without my inspiring wit

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

yes, there're plenty of others to take his place

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

AND RIGHT ON QUEUE!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)

"cue"

you thick fucker

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)

pull yourself together!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)

can you play from a distance by bette midler on the radio... it would be my small piece of revenge for everyone who hasn't just had to sit through it 3 times

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)

but then i would have to listen to bette midler.

i'm not sure i have the power.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)

turn your spacehopper hat upside down and place the nipple bits into your ears

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)

Sleep, in my opinion, beats everything.

Except cheap sluts
Night

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

I beat cheap sluts

With my wang.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:36, archived)

If you sleep with your bleeding-ear down,

you'll bleed to death.
If you sleep with your bleeding-ear up, your skull will pool up with blood and you'll die of brain drowning.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

I can think of worse

ways to go.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)

Like

gang rape.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)

that's surprisingly optimistic

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)

well what I need is someone to come and lick all the blood of off my pillow and then spit it back into the other ear

so that'd equal two deaths, so the first one would be cancelled out by the second one.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)

Or you could just put a sticking-plaster over your ear.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)

/Gives a spliff/
/Laughs at lean cat/

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)

Onions make me cry.

like weddings, but they taste better.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)

Smoking

Is not a laughing matter.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

fuck

im trying to make her do some sort of karate chop right now

(maphive, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)

This any good to you?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)

stoney fluff

as requested

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:26, archived)

Awesome

thanks you , i like both of those

(maphive, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:36, archived)