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# Nighta!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:59, archived)
# night.
i have sand in my zipper.
now i can't unzip it. and when i do, i can't zip it again.

i guess i brought this on myself, wanking in the sand behind my house, eh?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:00, archived)
# haha
reminds me of one thing I don't like about swimming in the ocean: you end up finding sand in places where you don't want to find ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:05, archived)
# hahahahaha.
how informative.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:07, archived)
# G'NIGHT
/Cums
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:02, archived)
# pffft
JIZZ BOMB!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:05, archived)
# That's what the ladies call me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:07, archived)
# queen bc?
(emphasis on queen)
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:14, archived)