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# I'd love to see that
but with more 'accidental' misses.

Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 1:06, archived)
# This is the thing-
i had it all planned out in my head - the object is to scare them, earning points for skill and imagination, rather than just capping them in the arse or something... Murder being frowned upon, generally.

Escape the inevitable police helicopter and the highest score wins!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 1:08, archived)
# How about
shooting the cart wheels and watch as the over-paid fat oafs career into the water hazard?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Exactly!
You have the idea! Of course the seasoned Golf-Sniper would look for less flashy, but more skillful shots... Removing the head of a club just prior to it being swung, or disintegrating the tee just as the ball is being placed....

*evil laugh*
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Surely a shot to the knees
isn't fatal.
Either way i likes and think it should become a national sport.
Woo
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 1:15, archived)
# I suppose a particularly obnoxious participant might deserve it!
They infest the common near my mum's house - prime dog-walking land and people play golf on it! Or not if i'm walking across the fairway pretending i haven't seen them...
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 1:22, archived)