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[challenge entry] Will suit all types of Chavmobile!

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(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Hmm... fuzzy dice you say?
My dream is to create a giant ride-on circular pizza cutter... and to drive over such cars
(Azzek!, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# But the important thing is
Will it be able to cut pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Only if the pizza is freaking huge
you know, biblical proportions.
(Azzek!, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# you shoulda seen this one i got from asda the other day
fuckin 'uge! seriously like a foot n half long at least
/holds hands out fully stretched excitedly
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# I like the sound of that
But I'd only be able to eat a small amount
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Little fancy for a chav car isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)
# That's the power of advertising, see?
Buy the dice and your Nova can look like this Supra...
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# I see
Haha
But I don't own a nova
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)
# good
one car is enough for any man
(see what i did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Faster and furrier?
...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)