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# what program is it?
edit : thanks Without my hat im nothing
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:24, archived)
# animation shop. my trial expired
so i tried to tinker with the thing that tells it that its expired, but i borked it. i tried downloading the full version, but all i can download is the trial version, which it wont let me use, because my i.p tells it that my trial's over.

and i dont want to buy it, because i'm 16, therefore all my money goes towards beer and music.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Don't forget wank mags.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:26, archived)
# i dont wank while i have a girlfriend.
/is a good boy.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:26, archived)
# bullshit
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:27, archived)
# bullspunk
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:28, archived)
# really truly honestly.
ahem...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# yeah, I noticed the "ahem"!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# its not my fault...
bloody frigid girlfriend... *grumble*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# hehehe
even if she weren't I bet you still would
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# yeah well
its a good enough excuse for now!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# hehehehe
s'alright
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# good good
/fwaps
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# You have a girlfriend?
Curses.
Now I'll have to plot her death as well as your kidnap and bumrape.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# but i already offered you my
oral virginity, i told you, nicholas parsons stole my anal virginity, and brown cow wants my nasal virginity, so you're stuck with the mouth i'm afraid.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# The mouth would have been my first choice, believe me.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:32, archived)
# well it's all good then.
/opens wide
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# *puts fanny in mouth*
Now use your tongue.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
salty
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Who claimed your navel virginity?
innie or outie?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# *bagsies*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# no one as of yet
;0)

Edit: fuck ^^

Edit: outie... i think...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# OUTIE!!!
*points*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Outie?
Excellent. I love fucking freaks.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# i think its
an innie actually.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# Damn.
You build my hopes up and then you only disappoint.

It's always the same.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# you love it really.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Me!
But I didn't have his nasal
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# It's MINE.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# well i'm SURE you said nasal.
*rummages through msn history*

Edit:

THERE THERE, SEE, THERE!!!

25/04/2005 01:05:02 | | | how the time does fly, when you know you're going to die by the end of the night | | | 23:21.1H | | | says: aparently i owe comma my nasal virginity

25/04/2005 01:05:17 Brown cow says: Pfft

25/04/2005 01:05:20 Brown cow says: Say I took it


img192.echo.cx/img192/8526/qwer3ct.jpg
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I'm right
I just mis-spelled it
You moron, that was in a different context.
Do more backspazzing
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# then haxxor it
duh
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:27, archived)
# hmm
its a tricky one they do a free one on linux and
I think I might know of a free windows based one
caution : free windows based one may involve
typing torrent into google. there now I feel
dirty
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:27, archived)
# gah...
i'll just... oh i dunno, i'll get my rents to buy it for me :0)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# oh well
sorry to be of help
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# i forgive you,
but dont do it again or there'll be trouble.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# ok
/me gets a beer
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:32, archived)