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# yeah, but spunk is quite viscous
and so it would take a while to move across the rubbery membrane
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# you'd be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:29, archived)
# im sure i would be
celibacy, the only contraceptive that works*

*99.9999999999999999999999999% of the time (immaculate conception is the only variable)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31, archived)
# Celibacy doesn't work for rape victims.
'nother statistic: If you parents never had sex, odds are you won't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 15 May 2005, 23:39, archived)
#
unless ur imaculate
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:41, archived)
# I'm pretty tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 15 May 2005, 23:51, archived)
# haha
I just misread that as "spunk is quite vicious". I had a picture of angry sperm fighting their way through a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
# i had that too
;0
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)