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[challenge entry] I knew it!
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'ning all.

From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(i enjoy licking 9V batteries, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:27, archived)
# there's video footage taken by my friends
periodically i'm in the background licking a 9-volt battery.
(schnurricane, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:30, archived)
# post that.
seriously, it sounds entertaining.

though I never got the point of battery-licking.
what does it do, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:31, archived)
# i don't have the video
and 9-volt batteries taste delicious.
(schnurricane, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:33, archived)
# hmmm.
*ponders 9v battery just installed into guitar tuner*

*has moment of sense and thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:40, archived)
# it makes you magik
and gives you candy
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:34, archived)
# you connect the terminals with your tongue
and it gives you a shock
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:37, archived)
# candy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:40, archived)
# well then.
if I want a free quick shock, I can just scruff my cats.

and if it's dark, I see glowy green sparks too!

cats are entertaining in so many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 16 May 2005, 2:41, archived)