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[challenge entry] Mort had them all along. He just doesn't trust you with them:


Mort's site updated today with all the recent pics:

www.morttheostrich.co.uk

From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:30, archived)
# How can Mort type when he has no arms?
Woo though.
(Dr GUID, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:32, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:33, archived)
# he's got wings
and he can play the banjo.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:33, archived)
# He doesn't really exist
it's all lies
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Well, I don't believe in fairies.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:35, archived)
# how do you type with boxing gloves on?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:35, archived)
# by "pecking" out the words with your beak*
*or nose if you have one
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:36, archived)
# What he said!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Woo!

for Dr Mort! Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:33, archived)
# woo
that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 16 May 2005, 16:36, archived)
# i knew it!
damn you mort!

i love you mort!!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 16 May 2005, 16:36, archived)