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# Aaaah!
Just this week I was trying to talk my boss out of using clip art in a Powerpoint she was doing... Professionals should NOT use clip art. Anyone over the age of 13 should NOT use clip art.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:53, archived)
# The best powerpoints
are the ones with sound effects. WOOOOOOOSH!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 May 2005, 18:54, archived)
# And the bounce animation
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# and come on screen at one letter per click.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
# While doing the bullet noise.
For each letter.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# my lecturer does that
every cocking week
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Have you kicked his arse for being stupid yet?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:06, archived)
# no, i forgive him
because he is a cuddly italian grandaddy type person
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Aww, well it's ok then
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Lasers!
I made it so all the pictures spiral and then come up*

*May be a lie

Edit: There is a good part to that story. It's that by talking her out of it and taking over making it less boring I got to fiddle around with my tablet all week :)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# hehe
im currently going through a loooooad of old files at work and one of them had a companies portfolio - all of it using badly chosen clip art, random fonts and bad photographs from random photo gallery sites. i laughed a lot, then threw it in the bin
(Mr ' Flippy, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:01, archived)
# You should have
scanned it for us.

I love that kind of thing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 23 May 2005, 15:51, archived)