'My dog had a fight with a piecost the other day.''What's a piecost?'
'Well they're selling fruit pies at £1.20 at the local supermarket!'
('Well they're selling fruit pies at £1.20 at the local supermarket!'
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 23 May 2005, 12:06,
archived)
Man walks into a pub and just sits at the bar saying nothingthe barkeep suitable annoyed says to the chap.
"So what are you having then?"
"That's very good of you I'll have a double whiskey please!" Says the man.
"I was asking not offering!" Retorts the barkeep.
"Ah well from where I come from when you ask a man what he's drinking then you intend to stand the round!" Replies the man.
"I'll not have any trouble here, so here's your whiskey and your barred for life!"
The man drinks the whiskey and walks out only to return an hour later.
"Hey you're barred! Get out!" Snaps the barkeep.
"Not I, I have never stepped a foot in your establishment in my whole life."
"Are you sure I haven't barred you an hour ago?" Inquires the barkeep, who is now somewhat confused.
"Of course I'm sure!" states the man.
"Then you must have a double!" Doubts the barkeep.
"Ah that's so kind of you make it a whiskey!"
("So what are you having then?"
"That's very good of you I'll have a double whiskey please!" Says the man.
"I was asking not offering!" Retorts the barkeep.
"Ah well from where I come from when you ask a man what he's drinking then you intend to stand the round!" Replies the man.
"I'll not have any trouble here, so here's your whiskey and your barred for life!"
The man drinks the whiskey and walks out only to return an hour later.
"Hey you're barred! Get out!" Snaps the barkeep.
"Not I, I have never stepped a foot in your establishment in my whole life."
"Are you sure I haven't barred you an hour ago?" Inquires the barkeep, who is now somewhat confused.
"Of course I'm sure!" states the man.
"Then you must have a double!" Doubts the barkeep.
"Ah that's so kind of you make it a whiskey!"
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 23 May 2005, 12:12,
archived)
Arf!Parp!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 23 May 2005, 12:15,
archived)
schnarfmy dad used to tell that one all the time
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Mon 23 May 2005, 12:15,
archived)