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...it was only a miner offence.
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:49, archived)
# once again the police
beat up the miners, bloody tools of state oppresion and woo
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:51, archived)
# they`ll be striking soon.. it`s the strike season

wonder when London Underground`s useless muppets will be downing tools now that the weather`s picked up a bit
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:55, archived)
# hear hear
old boy - it's about time for our lives to be massively inconvenienced by some well-paid, cosseted dog-in-a-manger types.
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:58, archived)
# yeah
strike strike strike*
*except those provideing services I require.
London underground eh you bloody people are allways moaning about it, I get one bloody bus within 5 miles of my house once per week since all the busses where privatised. buck up we don't need privatisation we just need a ethos that says "unions are protect workers and skiving barstards that don't work make more work for the rest of us, so fuck of fat frank we don't care you got sacked you lazy fuck"
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Yes we`re moaning about it. Because it`s shit, because we get ripped off, and because the people who work there are incompetent wankers. I think that`s quite a good reason to have a moan.
Unlike yourself, I live in one of Europe`s capital cities; living in the sticks you would expect probably a little less frequency of transport.

My point is that the BBC is not a required service, like hospitals, police, firemen etc. so shouldn`t be funded as one.
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:15, archived)
# groan! :)
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

but Bruce Lee wasn't a miner . . . or a Policeman . . .

, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Pffft
Right, I'm off out for my tea. Catch you laters all!

Oh, and you might be happy to hear that although I am taking my camera there probably wont be another 'educational short' tonight, it's bbq and you've seen it before ;) Byeeee
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Hurry back!

, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:58, archived)
# haha!
double punnage!
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Oh my
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:52, archived)
# That's some staggering punage
haha

Q. "What's Copper Nitrate?"
A. "Time & Half on Weekdays, Double time at the Weekend."
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:55, archived)
# What does an elephant have for lunch?

, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I'm probably going to regret asking this but,
What does an Elephant have for lunch?
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Roasted Peas!


, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
great stuff.

That reminds me of the Ye great olde busdrivers' joke circa 1642.

Passenger at a bus-stop: "How long will be the No. 7 to the City Centre?"

Ye Olde Busdriver: "About 32 foot long, same length as this one!"
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:59, archived)
# "My dog had a fight with a piecost the other day."
"What's a piecost?"
"Well they're selling fruit pies at 1.20 at the local supermarket!"
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Man walks into a pub and just sits at the bar saying nothing
the barkeep suitable annoyed says to the chap.

"So what are you having then?"
"That's very good of you I'll have a double whiskey please!" Says the man.
"I was asking not offering!" Retorts the barkeep.
"Ah well from where I come from when you ask a man what he's drinking then you intend to stand the round!" Replies the man.
"I'll not have any trouble here, so here's your whiskey and your barred for life!"
The man drinks the whiskey and walks out only to return an hour later.

"Hey you're barred! Get out!" Snaps the barkeep.
"Not I, I have never stepped a foot in your establishment in my whole life."
"Are you sure I haven't barred you an hour ago?" Inquires the barkeep, who is now somewhat confused.
"Of course I'm sure!" states the man.
"Then you must have a double!" Doubts the barkeep.
"Ah that's so kind of you make it a whiskey!"
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
Parp!

, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:15, archived)
# schnarf
my dad used to tell that one all the time
:)
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
that's great that is
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:00, archived)
# anything it likes
it can't hear you..?
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:56, archived)
# haha!
*goes back to writing about copper nitrate in thesis*
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:56, archived)
# not finished it yet?
*goes back to writing chapter 4*
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:58, archived)
# no, too busy hanging about here
I've done ca. 90 pages though
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:59, archived)
# oo
I'm on 95 pages

*presses return 2 more times*

make that 96
:)
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:00, archived)
# hehehe
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
nice punnage
woo
, Mon 23 May 2005, 11:57, archived)
# I wish I was old enough to undersand the joke
, Mon 23 May 2005, 12:16, archived)