You're right.
Her legs are quite slender. She probably has a ladder in those tights.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 27 May 2005, 15:51,
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That not a ladder.
It's a semen stain.
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charliedontsurf,
Fri 27 May 2005, 15:53,
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Seaman Staines here
Captain
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 27 May 2005, 15:56,
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